Tonight’s presidential debate, as you may have heard, will be focused on foreign policy. Since my precognition powers are quite active when it comes to this subject, in order to provide you with a convenience here is what will happen:
Mitt Romney will try, desperately, to position himself to Obama’s right. He will fail. Romney supporters will act as if he succeeded. Obama supporters will ignore what this means about how the U.S. approaches the world.
Also, the Bears will lose.
Update: well I was half right…