What supporters of Bradley Manning are being asked in front of a federal grand jury: “are you, or have you ever been, a
Communist Wikileaks employee?” Obvious assumption being, if you back Manning, you must be in Julian Assange’s pocket. Which, when you consider the span of support, suggests that Assange has pockets made entirely from dark matter.
Wait a minute, the feds are blurring their interpretations here. Is Assange a Bond villain or is he a mob boss? Or both? Does he have sharks with laser beams that speak with a Tony Soprano voice and like their victims with pasta?